Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Can't have it both ways.

I am such a bad blogger. I have so many good intentions but then something always pulls me the other way. I am glad I stay busy. Idle hands. You should know the rest.



Whiskey Attitude
Recently one Congressman from a Bible belt congressional district was asked about his attitude toward whiskey.
The politician responded, "If you mean the demon drink that poisons the mind, pollutes the body, desecrates family life, and inflames sinners, then I'm against it."
He continued, "But if you mean the elixir of Christmas cheer, the shield against winter chill, the taxable potion that puts needed funds into public coffers to comfort little crippled children, then I'm for it. This is my position, and I will not compromise."

2 comments:

Patty said...

Ha!Ha!, I bet a lot of people love that congressman.

Unknown said...

What a typical sitting-on-the-fence response. :)

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