I read this joke off a blog that mentioned my hometown. It came up in a search result that I am sent each time my hometown is mentioned anywhere on a Google link. Her blog is really good. Lots of cool ideas. Even has a section about making your own envelopes. She used a page from a calendar. It was really pretty.
A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. As they stand at the Pearly Gates waiting to enter Paradise and meet their maker, God decides to grant each person one wish because of the grief they have experienced.
They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.
The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too" Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.
This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous, but when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in the line starts laughing.
When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his head off.
Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy eventually calms down and says:
"Make 'em all ugly again."
Moral of the story..........NEXT TIME YOU'RE LAST IN LINE. BE HAPPY
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Yes, I guess being last in line, you can always entertain yourself someway. LOL
Katrina, thanks for the linky love. I'm glad to have you visit my blog and am flattered that you find it "good". I'll be lurking on your blog, too! Tee hee!
By the way, I'm originally from Mississippi. Born in Jackson but lived in Brandon (a suburb), moved to Gulfport and then on to Georgia where I grew up. My grandparents are from Calhoun Co, Mom went to Bruce High, one uncle in Tupelo and cousins in Starkville. I love to go back to the Magnolia state when I get the chance.
Funny!!
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