* Jeweled Portrait *
There was this woman who had an artist paint a portrait of her covered
with the most amazingly beautiful and expensive jewels.
Her explanation - "If I die and my husband re-marries,
I want his next wife to go crazy looking for the jewels."
Sorry but this would be me!
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* Redneck Eulogy *
What's the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies?
What's the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies?
"Hey, y'all ... Watch this!"
3 comments:
That probably would drive the next wife nuts. LOL Also like the redneck humor.
LOL... so true about the last joke
That is hilariious! So nice to see a fellow MS mom-blogger!!
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