Saturday, October 11, 2008

I needed a laugh...

* Jeweled Portrait *
There was this woman who had an artist paint a portrait of her covered
with the most amazingly beautiful and expensive jewels.
Her explanation - "If I die and my husband re-marries,
I want his next wife to go crazy looking for the jewels."
Sorry but this would be me!
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* Redneck Eulogy *
What's the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies?
"Hey, y'all ... Watch this!"

3 comments:

Patty said...

That probably would drive the next wife nuts. LOL Also like the redneck humor.

Kathleen McQueen Wright said...

LOL... so true about the last joke

Mandy said...

That is hilariious! So nice to see a fellow MS mom-blogger!!

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